I need to talk about a crucial matter…one which is discussed frequently online and with much argument. This has an affect on all of us who partcipates in social networking online and has far reaching ramifications (Ramifications! Wow!)…

Updating a person’s Facebook Wall and Twitter stream of what you are presently eating.

Ok. I spilled it.

I recognize lots of you perusing this right now have to be saying ‘Damn…Kenny really did it! He really brought it out in the open!’ This must be said….plus it has to be answered.

I’ll get right to the point. I support and urge everybody on Social Websites to on a regular basis Facebook and Tweet what you are eating and drinking…basically at all times.

We already notice a lot of evidence of this on the net. Allow me to explain to you precisely why it is so essential.

We try to eat a couple of times each day. Many try to eat as many as 5-6 times every day. Some even 10-20! (damn you go…but save a little for us ok??) So it is definitely something which everyone does a ton of. We additionally up-date our Wall on Facebook and Tweet frequently on top of that. Some far more than others I’m sure and many update a great deal more than they eat.

So doesn’t it seem sensible to combine both?

Ever since the dawn of time we have bragged about what we ate for our meal the evening before at work the next day. “Man, I ate some rockin’ Tortellini last night along with some insane buttery garlic bread!” Utilizing Social Websites these days we’re now more ‘immediate’ about it.

Real time. Real eating.

Honestly, as you look at it, I do think that’s precisely what Social Media was devised for. Because it sure ain’t any good for marketing and advertising! *wink*

I don’t know about any of you, but now I’m at the point where I scan my Twitter and Facebook for what everyone is eating along with what delicious beverages they’re enjoying. I’m done with the Twitter posts on Forex, ramblings of Confucius and how much Kim Kardashian loves us and her high heel shoes.

Speaking of Miss Kardashian (she’s not gotten married right? I can’t keep up to date), I think she should step up her #tweetingwhatsheseating. I KNOW she eats! Right??

NOTE: We really should rename Twitter ‘Twitter Kim Kardashian‘. I presume all 200 Gazillion people follow her.

But I digress (been waiting to make use of that line for a long time…)

Give me a turkey and cheddar with a Heineken Tweet any day…and if at all possible with a photo.

Which reminds me: Pics with the updates are a must! You wanna look at what everyone is enjoying, correct? That should be 50% of one’s updates whenever possible.

Now on to the detractors, or what I call the ‘web food downers. (I haven’t made up a better catchphrase than that so suggestions are welcome in the comments below!)

We are all aware who these people are. These people grumble online routinely regarding the…well…updates on food.

‘If I read one more Tweet of what you ate for dinner I’m deleting you blah blah…’

Oh really? So you’re so genuinely offended by my lunch Tweet you must delete me? So inconvenienced that I’ve clogged up your stream (eww!) that you’ll miss out on that important update on the latest Twitter spamming program?

Well get a frickin’ life Mr. ‘You could make 197 grand on Twitter starting tonight’ because we all know you’re pounding down a Chipotle burrito and washing it down with a 44 ounce Coke with the $8.54 you really earned!

So there you have it. Like the title states, I make absolutely no apologies for my #tweetingwhatimeating and I intend to even step it up a few notches, as well as on my blog.

And it’s time that 1…all of us confess that we like to eat more than we’ll actually admit and need everybody to see it constantly and 2…acknowledge that this is the True reason Social Websites was created.